Please Take This Vogue Recommendation from Lesbians

Style Guide Straight Men Lesbians Fashion Advice

Illustration: Helen Frost

Till comparatively just lately, a stereotype persevered that homosexual males gown effectively and lesbians don’t. We’re those with the plaid shirts and awkward beanies, whereas they run trend magazines and know far an excessive amount of about scarves. It’s presumably why Lesbian Eye for the Straight Man by no means made it previous the pitching stage.

However pre-2010s stereotypes are improper: lesbians have traditionally had distinctive type. Tailor-made fits are our forte. We wore Birkenstocks and mullets earlier than they have been cool. We glance fitter than another demographic in a turtleneck. We additionally inherently perceive what numerous straight guys don’t: that everybody seems good in a white vest or T-shirt and correctly becoming denims.

Certainly, if there’s one group greatest suited to advise straight males on trend, it’s most likely lesbians. We’re extra goal than the individuals who fancy them, many people know our method across the menswear part and we too know what it takes to tug girls. With out additional ado, straight males, listed here are some trend suggestions from myself and different lesbians. 

Cease being so embarrassed!

Of all of the gender and sexuality combos, straight guys are arguably those who take the least trend dangers. Many resolve what they like (trousers, hoodie, Nike trainers) after which keep it up for the remainder of their lives. However until we’re speaking about STIs, risk-taking actually can repay – and that extends to type decisions. 

“Don’t be afraid to point out a little bit of abdomen,” says Ellie, 23. “Mullets are unimaginable,” says 28-year-old Charlotte. “If all straight guys dressed like homosexual guys within the 70s, possibly I wouldn’t be a lesbian,” provides Jessie, 30. 

Rachel, 28, recommends branching out into the ladies’s part. “Please experiment with color, patterns and texture!” she says. For Indi, 23, a little bit of nail varnish does the trick. “Don’t get me improper, I’m a proud lesbian, nevertheless it simply throws me off when a person wears black nail polish. Like, I’m sizzling and confused.”

Put on precisely one piece of jewelry

Each lesbian is aware of that sporting one piece of jewelry instantly offers you an understated shagger power. That’s why we at all times preserve a stack of rings (to rotate) on our bedside desk, or a single dangling earring. You could possibly be sporting a totally plain, nondescript outfit, however a flash of silver or gold can rework it into a glance. 

Whereas lesbians are keen on a thumb ring and/or chain, a easy forefinger ring can work for straight males, in response to lesbians. “It may possibly look a bit softboi clearly, however I do suppose a signet can elevate an outfit,” says 24-year-old Naomi.

Others swear by slightly neck chain: “Take suggestions from Paul Mescal and simply go topless with a sequence,” says 24-year-old Rhi. “That’s one thing that queer girls, straight girls and homosexual males can agree on.”

Alex, 27, goes so far as saying that wedding ceremony rings are a “look”. “Wedding ceremony rings are sapphic and so horny!” she says. “I used to be tricked by a cis man on TikTok the opposite day.” 

Socks: preserve them on!

This one got here up loads whereas I used to be canvassing lesbians for this piece. I had no concept that so many straight males have been strolling round with out socks on. If that sounds such as you, please cease it. It offers everybody a bizarre feeling – like listening to an grownup say “mummy” – and you’re going to get blisters.

“I really feel shocked after I see a person sporting footwear or trainers and no socks. I do not perceive the reasoning behind it. Shakes me to my very core,” says Charlie, 27. 

The proper pair of socks may also make a glance. “Spend money on correct good socks and match them,” says Sarah, 22. “And by no means put on coach socks. Wow.” 

Discover the right pair of denims 

In some unspecified time in the future (2008? 2009?) straight guys simply largely stopped sporting denims – and people who nonetheless do are usually barristers with man buns in expensively ripped skinny denim. The place did all the great denims go?

The factor is, denims can look actually good in the event that they’re the suitable lower and match – which is not at all times simple, however is price pursuing. “Straight males do not know find out how to discover the suitable denims,” says Eli, 26. What are the suitable pair of denims? “Something traditional. Levi’s. Lee. Wrangler. Black or blue. Not too skinny, not too saggy, and hangs properly on the waist.” 

In terms of what to pair denims with, the lesbians I ask unanimously agree {that a} plain white T-shirt or vest at all times works. Very James Dean. A lot thriller. Don’t – I repeat: don’t – ever mix blue denims and a collared shirt, until you wish to appear like a Jeremy Clarkson fanboy on his option to the rugby.

Keep away from getting actually ‘into’ manufacturers

Supreme is mainly Pokemon playing cards for grownup males. So are most manufacturers. All that an Aries Come up sweater and bucket hat says is, “I’ve cash and that is what I selected to spend it on.” Which is clearly high-quality if that’s what you’re into. But additionally, avoiding huge manufacturers and never adhering to developments is a bit like having zero on-line presence: very stylish.

This truly goes for all genders and sexualities. However in the present day we’re speaking about straight males. “Put on trainers that no one owns,” says Eli, “and T-shirts that nobody can discover.”

Scent good

Not a method tip per se, however that is one thing that plenty of lesbians identified. And after I say “loads”, I imply double figures. As a result of whereas type is necessary, the way you scent is arguably much more so (it is a mantra that homosexual males, particularly, appear to stick to).

Should you scent like Tom Ford or recent laundry detergent, individuals gained’t care if you happen to’re sporting plastic baggage sewn collectively, or a full Bape tracksuit, and even the undercover cop uniform of a Superdry T-shirt and padded black gilet. So wash your garments a minimum of as soon as every week and put money into a perfume.

@daisythejones

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